she was willing to DIE for those things?

Ok, maybe this is silly after such a long blog-recess to take up issue with Heidi Montag, but I'm sorry, what could I do with a quote like this (regarding her boob job):

Heidi said she fully understood the seriousness of surgery. “Right before I went in, I was like, ‘What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary.’ Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

Oh dear.

I mean, um...good for her for being so ambitious and not letting a silly thing like DEATH keep her (and her douche of a "boyfriend") from indulging her insecurities.

Here's the entire story (courtesy of msnbc's "tabloid tidbits"), decide for yourself:

After lifetime of suffering insecurity and poor body image, Heidi Montag did indeed place herself under a surgeon’s knife last April — and supportive boyfriend Spencer Pratt couldn’t be prouder!

“I’ve always been very insecure about my body,” the “Hills” hottie, Us magazine, confirming speculations about her nose job and breast augmentation. “On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”

Heidi denied that Playboy Bunny-lovin’ Spencer pressured her into the surgery. In fact, she told Us, he was really supportive. The day she went in for the operation, “Spencer said, ‘I’m so proud of you.’ It was like he was wishing me well off to school: ‘Love you! Bye’!”

Heidi said she fully understood the seriousness of surgery. “Right before I went in, I was like, ‘What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary.’ Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

I'm not sure who to start with...poor little "insecure" Heidi or that proud, supportive lame-brain she lets herself be photographed with on the beach. Girls like Heidi are, by the way, the reason I don't particularly like girls. "Forces completely beyond her control gave her bigger boobs than me...ohmygosh, I hate her!"

She must hate her dad, too, since he gave her a nose that she was so eager to lance off she would happily DIE to fix it.

Um, dad? Where were you when she took up with a no-good, hanger-on, wanna-be, dirt-bag boyfriend who was PROUD of her for pumping herself up with plastic pillows and slicing off her schnoz.

And Heidi, darling: I hope you feel better about yourself, because if you keep wasting time with guys who enthusiastically shoot you off to be nip/tucked like it was the first day of school, your new nose and your new rack will be all you have to keep you warm...oh, wait - that assumes she's smart enough to shake those boys off. That assumes she's realized they don't love her for HER. They love her for the bizarro photo ops. That assumes she knows what's good for her...aw geez, then I guess she and Spence' will be living happily, obliviously, artificially ever after...together forever on beaches where she can stand next to other big-boobed girls and fixed-nosed girls and feel luuuuuuuv for them, because she's got what they've got.

Oh, and p.s.....

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS GIRL GETTING COVERED ON MSNBC FOR ANYWAY? SHE'S THE POOR MAN'S KRISTEN CAVALERRI...and there should never BE a low-rent Kristen Cavalerri...that's like...below d-list. That's Q-list. And I just proudly wasted a page on 'em both :)