Thursday, August 21, 2008

Will women please learn to stop dating John Mayer....

OK famous-girls: enough already. How much of Hollywood has to break up with the guy before someone figures it out: the dude is skeezy. He lauds his own wandering eye. He admits to being unable to commit. He has a short attention span. He's USING YOU TO GET MEDIA ATTENTION. Those paparazzi numbskulls that make their living off of catching you in a "cellulite-moment" on the beach? John's buddies with those guys.

Frankly, as far as I can tell, he doesn't much like women. Not really. He likes what he gets from them. He likes having one around. He likes writing songs about them that paint him as a romantic. But I don't think he's a romantic. There have been a few toooooo many photos of him staring straight at the camera during otherwise "intimate" moments with girl-of-the-month for me to believe that he's not just "in it for the exposure."

My word of advice to the ladies: stop thinking you'll be his lifelong "wonderland." Unless you can personally supply him with a never-ending busload of nubile groupies and a glut of photographers and don't mind that he'll probably never be faithful and will get tired of you when the tabloids get tired of him....then frankly, you're out of your league....

A public service annoucement is in order: Women who know better don't date John Mayer.

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